dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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1 day ago // 68,249 notes
givemeinternet:

3D Printing at its Finest

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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3 days ago // 101,897 notes

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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5 days ago // 292,811 notes
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are. (via suchvodka)

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5 days ago // 215,628 notes

angrynerdyblogger:

seriously the funniest thing about parents not letting you be in the same room as anyone they think you could fuck is their assumption that to fuck you have to be in a bedroom and it has to be night

"no you absolutely cannot sleep in the same room as that boy but of course you can go out in his car with him alone because everyone knows you can’t have sex anywhere but the bedroom ha ha ha what a relief!"

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1 week ago // 33,328 notes