do squirrels think about stuff
no because they’re so darn stupid
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
seriously the funniest thing about parents not letting you be in the same room as anyone they think you could fuck is their assumption that to fuck you have to be in a bedroom and it has to be night
"no you absolutely cannot sleep in the same room as that boy but of course you can go out in his car with him alone because everyone knows you can’t have sex anywhere but the bedroom ha ha ha what a relief!"